Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps: 7x8

Borry

Gaz is not keen on moving south with Donna, and has fallen in love with Janet; Donna has met a new man called Wesley in London and wants to move on from Gaz. However, Gaz lets slip that he and Janet are in love, and Donna throws beer over them but eventually realises that Janet and Gaz belong together, because they are “scum”- but in a nice way.

Meanwhile Louise is about to give birth, aided only by Munch, and produces (in The Archer) a beautiful girl whom she names “Louise Louise Brooks”, although she tells Munch the name is “Louise Munch Brooks”. Gaz and Donna part on ostensibly good terms, and the episode closes with flashbacks of moments throughout the series, to the background of Avril Lavigne’s “When You’re Gone”.